Stop ignoring this. I promise it's real. I promise I am actually updating with the intent of updating again before the summer is over.
As the summer has progressed--
--I have taken note of a few things.
I am your writer's block. YOU WILL NEVER WRITE ANOTHER WORD. NEVER.
Well guess what I'm doing right now, I'm writing, so go away and never come ba--
You're pulling words out of your ass, that's what you're doing. Just stop now. This will never be a quality post.
Yeah, not with you being such a downer. Get out of here, Gollum, I'm trying to organize my thoughts.
You can't make me.
Yes, yes I can. This is my head and I control what goes on in it. Now go away.
I will never leave you. I will constantly plague your mind with fear and doubt. May all your words be forced and all your writing never be good enough.
You're so mean.
Well, boo-frickin-hoo. Get used to it.
I'm walking away now. I'm done.
SO I WIN AGAIN!